As I've stumbled through my life there have been occasion where I might have made some bad decisions. I like to think of myself as perfection in motion but what I want to think and what is real don't always match. Take today for example. I entered in approximately 4000 lines of data into a spreadsheet. Upon completion my numbers did not add up. Surprise, surprise. **said like Gomer Pyle** I should have done a better job at spot checking along the way rather than waiting till I was finished.
I sat back, sighing aloud with disappointment, preparing to find my errors and said to my self , "You really had your head up your ass on this one."
That phrase made me giggle for a moment then spiraled me into a tangent to divert myself from addressing the priority work at hand. I pondered at what exact location did my head reach inside my ass? It definitely pushed its way past the rim but didn't quite reach the inner sanctum of the bowels. I say it sat somewhere between the two sphincters.
Pausing for a moment to remove the visuals this line of thinking was creating I decided to get back to work before my head reached breakfast.
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You constantly leave me no choice but to take these easy setups.
I've never been able to tell the difference between your head and your ass.
You have only yourself to blame for my comment.
Just in case one day you wanted to decipher the minute differences is that one is on my neck and the other is adjacent my thighs. Other than that I can't tell which one is which most of the time.
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